Are you seeryuss?! 

An exclamation of surprised disbelief, usually said following a statement of undenying love, or filling an awkward pause.

Flava Flav: I could never be with another woman!
Brigitte Nielsen: Are you seeryuss?!

Are you seeryuss?! by grischa December 26, 2005

Are you shitreous? 

A phrase that comes from the mixture of the emphatic expressions "no shit!" and "are you serious?" It is normally used in response to some surprising or shocking news or information. When said fast is indistinguishable from saying "are you serious?"

Aaron: Hey! I just won $1 million in the lottery.

Tom: Wow! Are you shitreous?

Are you shitreous? by perthguy April 14, 2009

why are you scared for? 

1 Asked to imply that one is making the wrong decision.
2 Asked if one is scared, or showing fear.

why you scared for, what are your fears, or simply, "scared?" are also acceptable.

Sam-We out with the beer pong?
Adams-I think I'm going to sit out this round.
Sam-Why are you scared for?

why are you scared for? by RMAR April 13, 2008

L Retard, What Are You Saying 

A term that is used when one is making zero sense, and you must prove the point to them that you cannot understand them.

insert person rambling nonsense
L Retard, What Are You Saying? I Can’t Understand You, You Slimy, Dripping Garbage Bag.

L Retard, What Are You Saying by pussypopstar August 2, 2022

shut the shuck are you shooing

a mispoken phrase while attempting to ask "what the fuck are you doing" while inebriated.

"who the fuck is messing with me"

"shut the shuck are you shooing"

shut the shuck are you shooing by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

are you shitriousting me? 

combination of "are you serious?" and "are you shitting me?"

status:away- A) is watching lost
B) fine... ill wait then....

*an hour later*
status:away- A) is watching private practice
B) ARE YOU SHITRIOUSTING ME?

are you shitriousting me? by texter21 April 26, 2009

are you serus? 

Not believing in the shit the kid just said.

"I fit 3 fingers in that corgi"
"What! are you serus?"

are you serus? by white iverson October 9, 2016