applesauce

-noun
1. apples stewed to a soft pulp and sometimes sweetened or spiced with cinnamon.

2. Slang. nonsense; bunk. Nonsensical talk or writing

Origin: 1730-40; apple + sauce

This is some fucked up shit - I mean, applesauce.

APPLESAUCE. Applesauce I tell you!

by Apple Applesause Sause March 12, 2008

applesauce

Bi product from heat and sweat and whatever material is formed during the rubbing of the butt cheeks during a vigorous activity especially during a 100 plus degree day. Especially indicitive to adolescent children who do not believe in good hygiene.

Hey son, how was basketball practice. Good dad, but i got to take a shower i have a bunch of applesauce in my butt cheeks.

by Dave Allison74 November 8, 2010

applesauce

The answer to life and everything else....

Hillary: Hey John what is the meaning of life?
John: Applesauce fool

by Jc03 February 6, 2010

Johnny Appleseed

When some one puts cold apple sauce in their mouth and then performs fellatio on a male.

Variants:

Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce

Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind

BUDDY: "Some dude in the bar last night pulled out the Mott's Apple Sauce, filled his mouth with it and went down on me!"

ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"

by Patriot Academy Cadre June 8, 2011

The Criss Cross Applesauce

a sex position is which the male wraps his legs around the female in a criss cross fashion. proceeding to insert his penis into her posterior crevice, causing painful stimulation.

"My boyfriend made me cry in pain when we tried the Criss Cross Applesauce last night"

by Datnigga666 August 31, 2017

Criss-cross applesauce

When you have oral sex with your partner and as you nut you twist your balls and release the applesauce.

David: Bro last night I gave my girl the old Criss-cross applesauce
Sammy: dude what the fuck

by memebigboy2 October 27, 2019

applesauce

A saucer pass that leads to a goal therefore giving the passer an assist aka apple

Caro: How'd we score? I missed it.
TKilgs: Guy went bar down off some rad applesauce from Gary.
Caro: Thats mint! No wonder he had such a dirty cele.

by D-Nasty28 February 5, 2010