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Following this, a period of several decades passed whereby Anglicans and Catholics preceded to burn each other on stakes, both taking turns at this ritual depending on which religion the ruling monarch of England favoured. However, because of its mind-boggling idiocy, no historian has been able to properly document this era without dying of a brain hemmorage.
Even more decades passed, and Catholics lost power permanently in England, and were kept cruelly supressed by the Anglican Church, who would not let them go to university or hold positions in government. This probably explains why Alexander Pope's poetry sucks. Also, Guy Fawkes, a rightfully disenfranchised Catholic, attempted to blow up the English parliament, but was arrested while attempting to blow up six billion crates of dynamite shoved into a six by eight foot basement. When brought before the (Anglican) King James I to beg forgiveness, he promptly spit on his face. This should not be confused with V For Vendetta.
In a modern context, several characteristics can be ascribed to Anglicans:
1) Extreme spoiledness (i.e. I ran away from home because my parents wanted me to pay an eighth of my tuition)
2) Contant lauding of their self, righteous "progressive values"
3) A false sense of pride because their second cousin-in-law went to Oxford or some fucking thing
4) A contrived, socially detached air that lets you know that they're better than everyone else in the room
5) The kind of conversation skills that are put to shame by most mutes and/or Uzbekistani hookers
6) An elitist disposition because they were forced to read T.S. Eliot in university and think they're fuckin brilliant because of it.
Following this, a period of several decades passed whereby Anglicans and Catholics preceded to burn each other on stakes, both taking turns at this ritual depending on which religion the ruling monarch of England favoured. However, because of its mind-boggling idiocy, no historian has been able to properly document this era without dying of a brain hemmorage.
Even more decades passed, and Catholics lost power permanently in England, and were kept cruelly supressed by the Anglican Church, who would not let them go to university or hold positions in government. This probably explains why Alexander Pope's poetry sucks. Also, Guy Fawkes, a rightfully disenfranchised Catholic, attempted to blow up the English parliament, but was arrested while attempting to blow up six billion crates of dynamite shoved into a six by eight foot basement. When brought before the (Anglican) King James I to beg forgiveness, he promptly spit on his face. This should not be confused with V For Vendetta.
In a modern context, several characteristics can be ascribed to Anglicans:
1) Extreme spoiledness (i.e. I ran away from home because my parents wanted me to pay an eighth of my tuition)
2) Contant lauding of their self, righteous "progressive values"
3) A false sense of pride because their second cousin-in-law went to Oxford or some fucking thing
4) A contrived, socially detached air that lets you know that they're better than everyone else in the room
5) The kind of conversation skills that are put to shame by most mutes and/or Uzbekistani hookers
6) An elitist disposition because they were forced to read T.S. Eliot in university and think they're fuckin brilliant because of it.
I'm not sure which is more painful, shoving my hand in the fucking blender and turning it to maximum, or having to carry on a forced conversation with an Anglican in an elevator about how she makes "kind of a lot of money".
by GuyFawkes November 30, 2006
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"girls who make up for their lack of intelligence through their wanna-be slutty and bitching behaviors" it is no wonder why everyone hates a SMAGS girl.
"girls who make up for their lack of intelligence through their wanna-be slutty and bitching behaviors" it is no wonder why everyone hates a SMAGS girl.
by WhAtThEeFf_MaTe November 14, 2009
Get the St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School mug.Contrary to popular belief, the most interesting year group to ever pass the distinguished halls of Tara is none other than Year 11 of 2009.
(Note the use of the word 'interesting' as opposed to 'best'.)
To effortlessly fit in to the social uprising that is the class of 2010, there are certain requirements that one must honour.
1. Tandoori encrusted skin (streak marks optional)
2. A distinctive hair colour 'that a baby could have been born with'
3. The 'two-button rule'
4. The 'Tara scrunch' and the manual hemming of the sack-like uniform to crotch-level
5. Obnoxiousness, however applicants with a superiority complex will be given top priority
6. The ability to count to 3(rd base)
7. Dexterity with a long-bladed knife (for backstabbing and branding)
8. A general dislike towards specific years, in particular Year 7, 8, 9, 10 and 12.
The cliques are clearly defined, even in the primitive social sludge-pit of Tara Anglican School for Girls.
(Note the use of the word 'interesting' as opposed to 'best'.)
To effortlessly fit in to the social uprising that is the class of 2010, there are certain requirements that one must honour.
1. Tandoori encrusted skin (streak marks optional)
2. A distinctive hair colour 'that a baby could have been born with'
3. The 'two-button rule'
4. The 'Tara scrunch' and the manual hemming of the sack-like uniform to crotch-level
5. Obnoxiousness, however applicants with a superiority complex will be given top priority
6. The ability to count to 3(rd base)
7. Dexterity with a long-bladed knife (for backstabbing and branding)
8. A general dislike towards specific years, in particular Year 7, 8, 9, 10 and 12.
The cliques are clearly defined, even in the primitive social sludge-pit of Tara Anglican School for Girls.
Girl: You get a chocolate if its your birthday at Tara Anglican School for Girls.
Year 11 Girl: That's pathetic.
Year 11 Girl: That's pathetic.
by taratart February 20, 2009
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The sexiest female residing in Texas. This female can be know to turn heads with her bootylicious ass. Others know her as to be a gutta bitch.
Use extreme caution when approaching her.
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