simp hour

between 10:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m. you simp your heart out, mainly on twitter. show your affections toward someone. @ them, or #oomf them.

during simp hour, one must be simping.

by sublimestephers December 5, 2013

Slappy Hour

Slappy Hour is the first hour of the night (Midnight, 12 AM) and it goes until 12:59. During that hour of the night, if you hear anyone exclaim that its midnight or simply state the time, you must slap them. This excludes text messages, through the telephone, or anyway that disallows you to physically slap them. You must only slap the slap victim once. Also, no slapbacks.

Robert- "Damn dude, its 12:30!"
*Johnny slaps Robert*
Robert- "What the fuck?"
Johnny- "Sorry bro, it's Slappy Hour"

by therealOGpussyslayer August 14, 2014

hour thirty

An hour and a half, but shorter

I'll be ready in an hour thirty, so don't wait up!

by parasitesmoothE July 5, 2020

A Queen's Hour

In medieval times a queen was expected to travel with a large entourage and make a grand entrance that would 'wow' all guests. Therefore the queen was alloted an extra hour to prepare for all public events without being considered late. This "grace period" became known as the queens hour and was often spent discussing the queen and predicting her entrance attire. Now used in some circles to indicate when one won't be on time, but it will be worth it for the fabulous-ness of dress or personality of the late comer.

A: "The party starts in fifteen minutes"
B: "I'll be there in A Queen's Hour"

by GrafBatMan June 29, 2018

Crackwhore hours

when your drunk and high asf and have nothing else to say you yell crackwhore hours and jump off a random object in hopes of hurting yourself

Chad: mike what are you doing

Mike: crackwhore hours "jumps and splits head open"

by heyyyydumbbitchhere October 16, 2019

h hours

H hours is wen a male or female begins to feel horny around the time of 12:00

Yo look at the time it’s finna be h hours soon

by Chapaingepapi September 27, 2018

Fappy Hour

Those times during the day, typically after waking up or just before bed where, the want to fap is high.

I got fappy hour before bed.
Did you have fappy hour today?

by Kickenkyle October 14, 2019