uncle abuse

1. Hogging all the bed to the point Uncle falls on floor. 2. Crying the moment you get in the car. 3. Not eating your lunch. 4. Not eating chocolate. 5. Hitting me with your boney hands of steel.

Sean was convicted of Uncle Abuse! Sean went to juvey for Uncle Abuse. Sean is an Uncle Abuser.

by Uncle Eric March 20, 2019

dildo abuser

someone who abuses a dildo or uses it to much during sexual stimulation

kate ur such a fuckin dildo abuser

by irishg322 May 12, 2007

Xbox LIVE Child Abuser

A user on Xbox LIVE usually around the age of 21-35 that shows signs of immature faggotry. They show this because they are so lonely in their mother's basement that they go on their Xbox360 and taunt and belittle kids on XBL that have done nothing but speak in their mic. One sign that this user is a kid or has a young voice...BOOM a "Your mother sucks my dick" or "Go play lego batman 5 year old." insult rapes the chat function. A person is not an XBL-CA if they are insulting an xbox live midget . It is sad because they have to insult kids that just want to play their games and talk to people and they act as if every kid is going to grow up to be the next Hitler. Stupid virgins, they need to realize these "kiddies" are usually around 11-14 and their mothers, which they usually claim to have brutally raped, were probably flipping burgers at their first job, while the CA was probably still shitting his diapers. I'm not a kid myself I just think it's retarded that they have to rage at kids.

Xbox Live child abuser scenario:
Teen: Guys, there's some guy noob tubing.
XBLCA: Hahaha, shut up kid I fucked your mom.
Me: (Thinking "not this AGAIN")
Teen: What did I do?!
XBLCA: What did your Mom do?
XBLCA: (Faint deflating sound in background)
Me: What was that?
XBLCA: Oh crap! My blow-up doll Sindy's deflati...Umm I'm prepping for a party.

by runawaynoobs May 19, 2010

self amused

Self amused people do shit they find funny because THEY find it funny and are therefore amused by it. The Self amused don't care about what others think and live in the self amused bubble of positive vibes. These people find loads of things amusing, from the little things to the negative things. Their emotions are not influenced by the negative vibes of others. Everybody at the party might be having a crappy time but the self amused Tom, is having the time of his life.

Julien: Why is John wearing a t-shirt with Donald Trump printed on it ?
Max: He finds it funny, he's a self amused mofo

by GLSW98 March 1, 2016

Amusement park hangover

The feeling you get the day after going to an amusement park, particularly when you spend all day on intense rides. Symptoms include hoarse voice, headache, fatigue, and general pains.

Sam just got back from Cedar Point. He feels bad now, but when he wakes up he'll still have an amusement park hangover.

by Jake Nesbit July 11, 2009

Verbal abuse

The act of using words to humiliate, objectify, intimidate hurt or mislead another person.

Your such a useless human being. ie. Verbal abuse

by Dohboypool July 25, 2018

Abuse

A fucking dickhead who treats people like fucking shit like throwing, slapping, beating, pinching, whipping, kicking, beating, or anything else that physically hurts, mostly leaving bruises, cuts, and a broken soul.

Go out with my ex-boyfriend. Then you'll know an abuser.

by Marissa[Glub Glub] December 14, 2008