joe and alondra

ahhhh... sex on the beach. joe and alondra can be found loving and fucking eachother through snapchats. joe will often buy her chicken nuggets. and alondra will always want to sleep or hang up. the phone sex is immaculate between these two.

joe and alondra got caught having phone sex in school

by fo_lif3 March 25, 2022

girls aloud

More manufactured pop (what's new?), but at least with some talent (they can all sing... a bit).

Kimberley Walsh has a very nice arse it must be said. The rest are average at best.

I have no idea why I just spent some valuable time typing this.

by Glen August 4, 2004

Aloys

Aloys as in to do an Aloys: #1 to turn up to someones party unannounced, get drunk and leave in the morning still unaware who the host is and what the party is in aid of.

#2 to headbutt someone in the face out of sheer annoyance at their actions.

Aloys: "who are you?"

"im Curtis and this is MY party"

Aloys: "what no, wait, what? i coulda swear you said summit no wait" *barf* "hi im aloys" *barf* "nice to meet you"

"ok then..."

by Aloys187 April 23, 2010

aloycious

The silent type but if you get to know him better he will be sweet and nice towards you. Usually smart and good looking (cute)

Hey that Guy is so Aloycious

by Littlekiddo February 12, 2017

alonda

doesn't cry over spilt milk, but will over wet socks

A: Ah...my socks are wet!
B: you are such an Alonda

by brockie March 24, 2008

Alondra

A beautiful girl that is very annoying and cusses a lot.

That Alondra girl is so annoying but beautiful ig.

by softballgirl720 June 6, 2018

St. Aloysius School

A ghetto ass school in the middle of the hoodest part of Queens New York, Bushwick. Nobody has ever heard of it. It is run by Ms. Daly, a cheap lesbian, & Father George, an arrogant & rude pastor. There are only approximately 300 students in the school and there is one class per grade. Multiple subjects are usually taught by a lone teacher and there are only 2 floors to the building. The school will be closing down as of Summer 2009 and the reason is unclear why since Ms. Daly and Father George overprice everything and do not supply the students with sufficient lunch, but junk food from a candy bar being $1.25 and hot dogs being $2.50.

A: Where did you go to school?
B: St. Aloysius School, you probably never heard of it.
A: Damn right I didnt, where is it?
B: Somewhere in Bushwick. The principal & the priest are real assholes

by Girl in the Class of '08 March 29, 2009