Allentown

A once thriving city until the mid 1990's. There was a large department store called Hess' (not related to the gas station) the owner was a notorious sodimite. Hess' as well as Bethlehem Steel were major employers in the area. In the mid 1990's Allentowns mayor who is incorrectly renowned as the greatest mayor took title 8 funding. This funding gave money to cities that inplimented low income high density housing. Almost immediately after this the Allen and Dieruff High Schools fell to perinial jokes in test scores and sports. Prior to this parents from areas like parkland paid tuition to send there children to Allen and Dieruff. Since this title 8 funding the city of allentown is infested with chronic unemployment, and incredibly low income. Add to this many illegal immigrants who cant speak english, gangs, and Hess' and Bethlehme steel going belly up and the city has since become a sespool as well as the high schools with Allen having three students shot outside its school last week and a stabbing in school last year.

child: "mom why does Allentown suck?"
mom: "Dont use that language it sounds like u go to allen, but although many amadons say it just happened, its actually well described on urban dictionary."

by allentownsucksharditsabigshitt December 5, 2010

Allendale

A tiny town in Bergen County, the Orange County of the East Coast and the only part of New Jersey worth visiting. Everyone either is stupid rich, white, bitchy, or (most likely) all three. Some of the best schools in the state, and they won't let you forget it. The high school A Capella team was on a reality TV show once and no one shuts up about it. Award winning marching band, choir, girl's soccer, and middle school cross country team. Full of stay at home suburban house wives and rich dads who work in NYC, better known as "The City," and kids who like to pretend their life is hard.

"Do you know who won the cross country county championships?"
"It was the kids from Brookside in Allendale again."

by ziinnia November 18, 2018

allen syndrome

is usually contracted when you hangout with someone named alex. is also called allen transmitted disease ( ATD)

oh no you are hanging out with allen you now have allen syndrome

by the allen obliterator May 31, 2019

Allen Nicolas

Allen Nicolas is the most loyal funny friend that a person could have. He is very out of pocket. He will not admit to having a relationship or conflicts within. Allen can be the best therapist,up stander and antidepressant. He will be a rock by your side in times of need. His humor is on a nonexistent level. He will cheer up your day and anyones who’s friends with him should be lucky to have him in their life.

Allen Nicolas is the best therapist ever.

by B3llaw3lla January 30, 2022

Bart Allen

Bart Allen is Berry Allen's grandson A.K.A. Flash's grandson Impulse.

Bart Allen is crash.

by Miss Galaxy December 3, 2016

kenneth allenberg

Kenneth Allenberg is a gay fuckboy who sucks DIUGH and jerks his dick 24/7. If you need your DIUGH sucked contact that nigga Kenneth Allenberg

YO whats up Kenneth Allenberg! How much DIUGH did youn suck last night

by Name Hunter June 15, 2017

Vaughn Allen

This is a gangsta name. Just repeat it to yourself about five times and you can feel the fear circulate throughout your body. This O.G. killed both his parents when he was six just to sell their organs for new school outfits. At the peak of his criminal carrer, he ran into a club screamin' "I GET MY SHIT FOR FREE!" and when the bartender refused, he inserted his foot into their ring piece. Now, very calm and none gangsta. But be carefull, he can and will strike at anytime...Biotch.

After movin' dem bricks Vaugn chilled in his white tee while fuckin up a throwback. G-A-N-G-S-T-A!

by Luke69 September 25, 2004