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Mexican alarm clock

Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call
We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.
by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006
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alarm clock

a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am.
alarm clock:
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
kid:
"dear Jesus, my lord and my savior, MAKE IT STOP."
by allisgoodindahood December 31, 2011
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alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.
Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!
by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013
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aleamarie

A very stunningly beautiful girl, the best friend you'll ever have. She always knows what to say to make your day great! She's so funny, smart, athletic, and cute.
Aleamarie is so great!!!
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Alaere

A beautiful African girl who is destined to be wealthy most times. Is very sarcastic and has a great sense of humour and is loved by many. (Ala) is the short form of (Alaere)
Alaere is a really funny girl.
She has a bright future just like Alaere's.
Alaere 's are always so sexy.
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adearsaboups

Another word for "adorable" or "very cute". Usually used to describe a VERY adorable dog.
Snoopy is so adearsaboups!
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italian alarm system

Hanging bells on the front door knob so you can hear people come in and out
I couldn't sneak out of the house cus my mom has an Italian alarm system on the front and back door
by teddy lynne November 5, 2011
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