Get the Albuquerquemug. When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.
As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”
by Swyre 3 April 29, 2024
Get the Albuquerque Back-up Lightmug. Beautiful mountain city in the Southwest, like most other American cities it has its issues. However, Albuquerque is home to the most idiotic drivers in the country. It has been documented in thousands of peer reviewed articles.
Me: damn, this idiot in a huge pickup with the Our Lady Guadalupe and machine gun stickers just cut me off, slammed on the breaks and flipped ME off!
Passenger: Psh. Albuquerque, fool! You know how it is!
Passenger: Psh. Albuquerque, fool! You know how it is!
by Biznatch75 April 7, 2024
Get the Albuquerquemug.