Alberto

Alberto is a guy with his dick being the size of a tic tac, Alberto is a bitch he would cheat on you no matter what. Usually alberto is a guy with glasses, fish skull shape and smells like sweat. He always plays soccer and is gay for a carlos.

Alberto is so gay
Hes so ugly
wannabee edgar

by statefarm_official March 27, 2022

randy alberto alvarado vasquez

protagonist of hard work

protagonist of being handsome

protagonist of good looking smile

Randy Alberto Alvarado vasquez he is the protagonist

by Real Alberto April 16, 2022

Blue Alberto

The Artist Alberto Giacometti is pictured on the Swiss hundred francs bill, wich is blue.

"Wow, these Hood Rappers sure got a lot of Blue Albertos!"

by 41Poop March 31, 2021

izzy and alberto

a perfect couple that care for eachother and can understand each others limits, interests and goals. they are soulmates in every way and fit together like a puzzle piece. im so happy that they are together and i will throw hands if someone ever messes up their relationship

izzy and alberto are the best couple!! #couplegoals

by soap 🤯🍷🚨🍷🚨🤞🏻🍷🚨 May 2, 2021

Alberto

The guy who loves everything and everyone and a guy who love to say random things out of nowhere

Alberto loves yesmin

by Valtryek June 2, 2021

alberto spritz

A michelob ultra poured into a glass with a lime. Mixed with a straw on a cruise ship only.

Me and my friends wanted to get an alberto spritz to top off the night.

by AlbertoShip March 13, 2025

Alberto

Super hot guy but I don't like him much, like he is cool, good sense of humour and all but damn is he hot

Imagine being like Alberto, couldn't be me

by anonymous July 5, 2022