Albanian

A euphemism for anal sex. This is due to the high urge some people have to get it up the butt while on pleasure cruises that are passing near the Albanian coast.

Hey, babe. As the sun sets off the port side, what say we grab a handful of crisco from the galley and head back to the junior suite for a bit of the ole Albanian.

by xophere May 02, 2023

Albanians

Thieves and also they are known as wacky tobaccy, Mary jane, jamaican broccoli, cannabis, poxoui, electric lettuce.

Hey guys, do u have any albanians?

by Tzagger November 20, 2021

Hanging Albanian Meat

Showing one’s penis, particularly an older gentleman.

I walked into the locker room and old dude in the corner was definitely hanging Albanian meat.

by Bob lablah March 10, 2021

albanian coconut

while having intercourse under the influence of the white (the snow, blow, crazy c, etc.) and ejaculating (nutting) into your partner.

“yo b imma give u this albanian coconut if u keep looking at me like that”

by thealbanian November 05, 2022

Being albanian

Going to studium generale, scanning your card to collect the mandatory points and then immediately turning around and leaving.

Why did you leave early? Are you being albanian?

by JJellie1 May 03, 2023

Albanian Juicer

Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.

My boyfriend gave me an Albanian Juicer last night and I ended up in the hospital.

by Cumgoggles420 June 06, 2024

Albanian rugrumping

Albanian Rugrumping- The action of getting Jello up the bum while getting rug burn via dragging of a car

“Hey John how’d you get these injuries… plus the jello in there…”
“Just some good ol’ Albanian Rugrumping”
“Ah. Makes sense.”

by Tuxtan December 02, 2024