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alaska sober 

When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)
My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time
alaska sober by Bobfrig January 28, 2025

Alaska violet 

The BEST bloxburg YouTuber of ALL TIME
Say hi to her cats Salem and sammera

SUBSCRIBE OR ELSE
Friend 1: Alaska violet is bad
Friend 2: *murders friend 1*
Friend 2: she is the best

Baked Alaska

mixing weed and cocaine, usually to stay high without sleeping
wanna smoke a fat zoot and stay up? baked alaska all night bro
Baked Alaska by calvinreeve June 30, 2022

Houston, Alaska 

Ghost like town filled with methamphetamine labs housed in buses. unhospitable in nature. Residents show declining brain function after five years. Water is polluted with unknown contaminates that cause retardation and many unstudied birth side effects.

Population = Unknown
Meth head 1 "So... where you going to get your meth from tonight?..."

Meth Head 2 "Houston, Alaska"

Juneau, Alaska 

A small tourist-filled city of about 30,000 people located in southeast Alaska, Juneau is the absolute place to be. During the short yet fun-filled springs and summers, both visitors and full Alaskans enjoy visiting the beautiful glaciers, trails, and lakes. Mountains are easily hiked, and the beautiful atmosphere is overwhelming. In Juneau, every breath is fresh and crisp, and would make the long trip worth it just by itself. Juneau is surrounded by trees and wildlife, for it is located within the widely-known Tongas Rainforest. The people of Juneau are always supporting of the local resturants and businesses. If your looking at traveling options, Juneau, AK, is definitely a destination to consider.
New Yorker: I want to go to Juneau, Alaska!
Juneauite: Come on over!
New Yorker: I want to see the polar bears, moose, and eskimos!
Juneauite: Their aren't any polar bears/moose/eskimos in Juneau... :/
Juneau, Alaska by maybei'mcooler? September 11, 2011

Looking for Alaska 

What John Green writes when The Fault in Our Stars isn't enough death for him.
friend: what are you reading?
you: Looking for Alaska.
friend: oh cool whats it about?
you: *gasps*
friend:what?
you: *cries*
friend: WHAT?
you: *SCREAMS MANIACLY*