A small, well known golfing and equestrian town in suburban South Carolina where wealthy New Englanders tend to retire or spend the winter. The town is growing rapidly due to the influx of old money coming from the North. The neighborhoods, including Woodside Plantation and Cedar Creek, are exclusive semi-retirement communities with stringent bylaws. For example, one may not display a sports flag from his or her home or mailbox except on game days, and holiday lights must kept to the minimum. First class golf courses, regal estates and beautiful horse farms line the roads into and out of the quaint downtown.
Patty: "I love the luxury estates and beautiful equestrian farms of Aiken, South Carolina."
Michael: "Me too, lets build a second home in Cedar Creek so that we can spend the cold winters in the South."
Michael: "Me too, lets build a second home in Cedar Creek so that we can spend the cold winters in the South."
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We've got some pretty stupid people and not many valuable ones. If this place were destroyed, no one would care or notice.
We've got like a total of 4.5 black people and fewer Mexicans and Asians (though we hate them, especially Gimp). We're dominated by culturally insensitive upper middle class white people who have no idea what the deal with reality is and have no idea what it is like to go without their HDTV and American Eagle jeans.
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We've got some pretty stupid people and not many valuable ones. If this place were destroyed, no one would care or notice.
We've got like a total of 4.5 black people and fewer Mexicans and Asians (though we hate them, especially Gimp). We're dominated by culturally insensitive upper middle class white people who have no idea what the deal with reality is and have no idea what it is like to go without their HDTV and American Eagle jeans.
(more will be added as I need to vent)
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"*Puts head in hands* you must be from Ankeny. That's not how a real black person talks."
"How did ya know?"
"*Puts head in hands* you must be from Ankeny. That's not how a real black person talks."
"How did ya know?"
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