academic clickbait

When dumb scientists use their "smart papers" (ie: physicists with PhDs vs real engineers who actually develop progress) and use clickbait techniques in skewing searches with academic archives with intent of creating artificial interests for monetary/career/contrarian reasons.

Did u see the 1st picture of a black hole?
Yeah, too bad it's just academic clickbait as u cant take a picture of a black hole except for the gravitational effects surrounding the accretion disk... what suckers

by M.K.Ultra April 10, 2019

Academic Stress

Acadmic stress is mental pressure installed onto the student's brain due to overload of excess and unnecessary losd of school work and high parental expectations.

Synonyms: educational prossure, school overload,sally, negativities of school work, academic stress

by John_wittlory November 30, 2016

Academic Whores

Recently American students have found this new way of cheating on their homework. They would go online and hire someone from India to do their homework. Since these guys do the homework for like $2 a paragraph, They are Academic Whores. They also provide tutoring for $20 an hour.

Person #1: UGH... I have a 5 page essay due tomorrow.
Person #2: Just use one of the Academic Whores.

by Jack the Ripper 1313 November 18, 2010

Academic Whore

An overachiever-- someone who takes as many classes as possible, typically AP/Honors classes. They are also involved extracurricular activities/clubs, such as Academic Pentathlon.

I bet Bill Gates use to be an academic whore.

by ROFLMAOXZY January 11, 2010

academic dork

Spending ample amounts of time on school work and always getting assignments done on time or even early.

I always have my assignments done because I am an academic dork.

by BeZeez July 13, 2011

Academic Parasite

An academic parasite is a person who feeds on your intellect regarding a particular subject, usually before an exam or a paper is due.

That girl is such an academic parasite, don't tell her anything.

by antibloodsucker November 1, 2010

Academic skim

What you do when you have 80 books to read for your paper and only a week to do so.

"Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I've gotta academic skim."

by Godaisies June 12, 2010