absolute fucking shambles

A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event.

Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!

by Shambolic Badger September 12, 2017

absolutely wika

a state in which an individual becomes after consuming large amounts of alcohol.

after drinking a full bottle of ouzo and a selection of super strength lagers the man became absolutely wika.

by the corse July 18, 2009

absolute dolt

The antonym of dolt. It was pioneered by the famous streamer Ninja, who recently died from ligma.

"You're an absolute dolt."
"Aww man, you really think so."

by jesus4204206969696 October 28, 2020

absolutely

An interjection indicating affirmation in the extreme. Even more extreme than "sure," much more than "yup," and a world away from "uh huh." Used primarily to bullshit people into thinking you agree with something they said and that, of all people, you know what they're talking about. The former may or may not be true, but the latter seldom is.

Glenn Beck: We've already proven that Barack Obama's birth certificate was printed in 2005 at a Kinko's in Alexandria Virginia, which proves he's a Kenyan Muslim socialist. You know what I mean?

Teabagger: Absolutely! See you at the march!

by jdmatt July 14, 2010

absolute beast

Very good / powerful / impressive / badass etc.

That car is an absolute beast

by dyac December 16, 2014

Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts

One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019

Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after

by the milk man667 June 12, 2019

absolutelew

a drunkin' absolutely.
can be spelled absolutelou or any way you want because you're a drunkin' bish!

buffy- "muffy did you make out with fluffy at uffyanda's birthday party?"

muffy- "absolutelew!"

by robyn cason January 19, 2008