Booty-assed

half-assed, facadical, not non-inauthentic

she suggested that we go booty-assed camping.

by poop poopington November 19, 2007

Half-Assed

When you have sex with only your pants off. Often typical during high school years when parents are upstairs and you don't want to get caught.

Also translates to the widely accepted term of "doing things half way" or "not 100%." The sexual context is the original form of "half-assed'

We were freakin it in her basement, and her parents came down. Good thing we were half-assed, otherwise we would have been caught.

by Big John HammerCock August 22, 2011

greasy assed italian mofo

a dirty greasy fat italian man with bad hygeine.

why are italian men short
why are italian men rude
why are italian men scummy lol

by Grease mo February 26, 2005

Power Assed

- To unintentionaly break a car window with your ass leding to and or resultiong in replacing of said glass.

Did you see those kids driving by blasting vengaboys? That kid just power assed the windshield!

by Dan Mack April 20, 2007

fancy assed calculator

Derogatory term for number crunching simulation simulation software.

That sports sim is nothing but a fancy assed calculator.

by Buddy Grant February 14, 2008

beef-assed

Commonly mistaken as "B-fast" (breakfast), an occurrence in which a thick African-American male wraps his sizable genitalia in meat (preferably beef) and forcefully inserts it into a thin caucasian woman's anus, thus creating a gaping hole that will most likely contract salmonella.

Hey Barbara, wanna get b-fast? I'm on my way to IHOP.
Oh, LeBron, thanks for the offer, but yesterday I got beef-assed with Jamal at Peter Luger's, and I can't really walk.
Really? How do you like your steak?
Up the ass.

by Lilb1tch May 2, 2017

nob assed bastard

A word used when annoyed with what someone has just done

Someone throws a hand full of screws in you coffee
"You NOB ASSED BASTARD"

by Thebigman November 18, 2004