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Ass Clown

A jerk of a politician who constantly spams you with e-mail begging for money even though he is worth 93 million dollars. A politician who divorces his wife and then refuses to support her and his children even though he is worth 93 million dollars.
Alan Grayson is an ass clown.
by GrooviGirl August 27, 2015
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A person whose a complete asshole but can be funny
I heard that kevin is a real ass clown. Hey do you know that ass clown that's in are class
by Mrk88 February 7, 2017
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Ass Clown

An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.

Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.
"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.
by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018
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A ass clown is somebody with the name of Bill Henwood
by Delivery October 17, 2021
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A man who supports his wife through IVF treatment and then abandons her and blocks her on social media when you find out she’s pregnant after years of infertility while you told her how much you wanted a baby.
Only an ass clown would abandon his pregnant wife to go drink in the alley and snort adderall
by Wackytobaccy3000 October 29, 2021
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Ass Clown aka Martin Hyde who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices
especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (such as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance.
by Phact February 27, 2022
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Hey Jefferson have you met Joey yeah Joey is a real ass clown
by Kate is your mom March 12, 2022
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