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Albanian Espresso Creamer

When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.
Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.
by Motorboater300 December 27, 2024
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albanian teabag

A sexual act where a male with strangely large balls inserts them into a another man’s anus, then removes them quickly to make a popping sound.
Josh-remember when we Albanian teabagged last night

Gary- when you removed your balls from my ass the pop was so loud you woke my sister up
by Andreiguodala June 7, 2023
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Albanian

A euphemism for anal sex. This is due to the high urge some people have to get it up the butt while on pleasure cruises that are passing near the Albanian coast.
Hey, babe. As the sun sets off the port side, what say we grab a handful of crisco from the galley and head back to the junior suite for a bit of the ole Albanian.
by xophere May 2, 2023
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fat albanian

an albanian that is named Dardan Demiri
by anonymous121212121 August 30, 2022
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Albanian Mirror Selfie

Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.
We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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albanian coconut

while having intercourse under the influence of the white (the snow, blow, crazy c, etc.) and ejaculating (nutting) into your partner.
“yo b imma give u this albanian coconut if u keep looking at me like that
by thealbanian November 5, 2022
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Being albanian

Going to studium generale, scanning your card to collect the mandatory points and then immediately turning around and leaving.
Why did you leave early? Are you being albanian?
by JJellie1 May 3, 2023
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