AirPods

A joke.

Like seriously, who in their right mind would think a stick poking out of their ears is in any way "professional"?

User 1: "I use the AirPods because it looks professional, other earbuds just looks like a toy"
User 2: "BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! Good one, dude XD"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 4, 2022

Airpods

a wireless version of headphones, made by the apple brand.

“i’m going to wear my airpods on a walk to the park”

by flqw3rzzz February 22, 2022

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wrap say he smack

I think people have the misconception that it's going to be a robot behind the plate. Lost in Space is one of my favorite shows. It’s not the robot from Lost in Space back there, the umpire is going to have airpods203040 in and the ball comes over

That basically tells them instantly if it's a ball or strike

by airpods203040 June 6, 2024

Airpods Case

2 airpods (girls with no ass but big titties) tied up together.

Those 2 girls I met at the bar I turned them into an airpods case, and charged them up with a vibrator.

by browniegang123 July 4, 2025

airpods pro 3

the latest AirPods Pro released alongside the iPhone 17 family. Now have a heart rate sensor meaning the new Apple Watch series 11 is sort of redundant if u only use them for heart rate. We wanted a screen on the case but of course Apple are gatekeeping again

The airpods pro 3 are here.

by smoking & vaping is for losers September 11, 2025

AirPods Pro 3

The newest in the AirPods Pro lineup. They have four times as much ANC as the original AirPods Pro, a heart rate sensor and longer battery life.

On the 19th of September, I left my last period early and headed directly to the nearest electronics store to pick up the AirPods Pro 3. I spent my time testing out their latest features all the way home. (True Story)

by smoking & vaping is for losers September 19, 2025

Fake Airpods Owner

Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.

Hey, that blonde really looks like the fake airpods owner we saw back then in high school

by Artem_retarded March 1, 2021