Pen condom

The little glue or plastic that comes on newly bought pens to preserve it's freshness.

I like to play with the pen condom.

by Jarren is Sexy September 27, 2010

pinapple pen

The gay old man's catch phrase for the song pinapple pen

I have a pen, I have an apple, ungh, apple pen! I have pineapple, I have a pen, (ugh), pinapple pen, pineapple pen, apple pen, (UGH!) ,pen pineapple apple pen

by Jassjit March 23, 2017

Pen License

Something you got in primary after being able to write good enough in pen so you didn’t have to write it in pencil like all the normal non try-hards

I got my Pen License today at school

by UK DEFINER March 20, 2021

Heffer Pen

A section of a company office made up entirely of women. Usually staffed middle age overweight women. The old school term for this would have been the typing pool.

Take these papers I just signed up to the heffer pen so they can fax them to the home office.

by azdude June 9, 2009

Pimpin' Pens

The act of writing a song.

They see me paid, pimpin' pens, workin my jelly
And I ain't trippin cause my pockets stick out mo' than my
belly.

by Thrice June 19, 2006

pen island

a way to spell penis land

gay kid 1-"Look at my pen!"
gay kid 2-"Wow! Where did u get that?"
gay kid 1-"I foundit online on his new site called penisland.com. Let me write it on ur hand so u don't forget."

by Mihir March 20, 2004

Poison Pen

Something written in malice or spite: to be dismissive, usually in a mean spirited way.

Yeah, I got an email from Maeve. She said that only I would look good in a donkey suit considering I am an ass. Wow, what a poison pen email.

by Tigerino July 9, 2010