Song Virginity

Listening to an amazing song for the first time ever, and all you can do is sit there with your mouth open and hope it goes on forever.
Person 1: WOW, I just listened to Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin for the first time ever! The solo was ****ing amazing!
Person 2: Yeah, I lost my song virginity to that one a long time ago...now I just sleep for 6 minutes and wait for the solo.
by The Objurgator June 14, 2010
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Song Binging

To binge on a song or artist.
The act of repeatedly and obsessively listening to a particular song or artist over a relatively short period of time. Periods of song binging are followed by extended periods of skipping the certain track or artist, leaving them unplayed.
girl: omg, im so bloody obsessed with fall out boy's new song!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive played it 84 times in the last 24hrs!!!
guy: stop song binging and go listen to other shit for once.
by mini_man543 August 22, 2008
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Singalone Song

A song that everyone loves and sings, but no one actually knows the lyrics to.

They'll mumble along, or sing something that sort of sounds like the lyrics. Sometimes they'll actually believe what they invent.

But most of the time they won't admit they don't really know the lyrics.
Girl 1: In When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls, are they saying "I wanna have boobies," or "I wanna have groupies" or what?

Girl 2: Sweetie, no one knows. That song is such a singalone song!
by Funnygirl219 June 13, 2009
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sausage song

1st version 'White Girl' version:
" Everybody say sausage keep it going
Eggs, Bacon, Grits, SAUSAGE
Ima' skinny bitch but i still take the SAUSAGE
I gotta fat ass but i still take the SAUSAGE
I gotta flat ass but i still take the SAUSAGE
Wake up in the morning and i eat that SAUSAGE
Ima' red head but i still take the SAUSAGE
Ima' gay nigga but i still take SAUSAGE
White girl swag and ima' take your man SAUSAGE
Uhhhhhmmmhhmm SAUSAGE
White and im thick but you know i take the SAUSAGE
Yea i read books but they all about SAUSAGE
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUSAGE
I like girls can i still take the SAUSAGE"

2nd version:
"Everybody say sausage to keep that shit goin'!
Eggs, bacon, grits, SAUSAGE!
Tell that bitch I wanna fuck her SAUSAGE!
She want my grits and my eggs and my SAUSAGE!
Put some fuckin' syrup on my goddamn SAUSAGE!
Give me that bitch, I know you wanna lick my SAUSAGE!
Walk in the hotel room, you see my SAUSAGE!
Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE!
Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE!
Eggs, bacon, grits, SAUSAGE!
Tell that bitch to come lick on my SAUSAGE!
I got your bitch and she wanna get my SAUSAGE!
Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE!"
Hey i bet you cant rap the sausage song as fast as i can!
Bet!
by kindabaee August 30, 2015
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Narwhal song

A song about Narwhals.
Very, odd.
narwhal song:

narwhals, narwhasl, swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
coz they are so awesome
narhwals, swimming in the ocean, very big and very white they beat a polar bear in a fight
like an underwater unicorn, they've got kick ass facial horn, they're the jedi of the sea
by Lucylupe910 July 3, 2009
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River Song

Verb
To watch the episodes of a TV series out of order, usually spoiling the story for yourself and sulking about it.

Derived from River Song, a companion (wife and killer as well) of the Doctor who met him in the wrong order all the time. Time travel does weird things, you know.
Jim: Dude did you hear, Jacob watched season 3 before season 2.
Craig: Damn man, he totally River Song-ed the series. Now he's going to go on about how everything was so predictable.
by leodiction June 1, 2014
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llama song

the Lyrics of the Llama Song:
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little Llama
Fuzzy Llama, Funny Llama, llama llama duck

Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato llama, llama llama, mushroom llama, llama llama duck

I was once a treehouse, i lived in a cake,
though i never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake,
i was only three years dead, but it told a tale
and now listen, little child, to the safety rail

Have you ever seen a llama, kiss a llama, on a llama
llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck

half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer llama
llama in a car, alarm a llama llama duck

is it how it's told now? is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice? doorknob, ankle, cold
now my song is getting thin, i've run out of luck!
time for me to retire now, and become a duck
<repeats for another uncountable number of times>
yay! Llama song FTW!!!
by wrskft January 2, 2009
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