Lemon

YOU ABSOLUTE LEMON!!
by Microwav e March 10, 2022
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LEMon

Gus Grissom hung a coat hanger with a lemon on the LEM (the Lunar Excursion Module or Apollo Lunar Module) signifying it wasn't going to work. A lemon is something that is crappy or not very good at its designated function. Upon close inspection of the LEM in Apollo photos one can see it is covered in black construction paper and gold tinted cellophane. The design and engineering document for the LEM was only 110 pages long. Projects of similar budgets to the LEM had an average of 50,000 pages. It would never have functioned as a real Lunar module.
Even a leaf blower would make a bigger blast crater then the LEMon.
by redshirtguy May 10, 2022
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Lemon

A consumer good (usually automobile or electronic) that is often secondhand and riddled with problems.
I've heard the iPhone XS was a reliable device, but I got a fucking lemon and my apps crash whenever I'm on PornHub.
by guyfawkes1105 March 19, 2019
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Lemon

Sour egg laid by a citrus duck that lives in the pond by the park and will defend its offspring at all costs so don't mess it. you remember what happened to rick...
stupid citrus ducks crapping out lemons all over the front lawn!!!!!!!!
by real proffeser June 14, 2019
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Lemon

A citric fruit used in recipes and drinks. Has acidic juices.
Lemons are used to make lemonade
by Squidzo November 20, 2016
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Lemon

Lemon is a noun for a fool, idiot, silly person. It can also be used if someone is playing truant.
You are such a lemon
Mate I saw you playing lemon the other day
by Biscuit head February 24, 2015
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