Thoughts in time and out of season
The Hitchhiker
Stood by the side of the road
And leveled his thumb
In the calm calculus of reason
Hi. how you doin'? I just got back into town L.A.
I was out on the desert for awhile
Yeah. in the middle of it
Right
Hey, listen, man, I really got a problem
When I was out on the desert, ya know
I don't know how to tell you
But, uh, I killed somebody
(No?)
It's no big deal, ya know
I don't think anybody will find out about it, but
Just, ah
This guy gave me a ride, and ah
Started giving me a lot of trouble
And I just couldn't take it, ya know
And I wasted him
Yeah
The Hitchhiker
Stood by the side of the road
And leveled his thumb
In the calm calculus of reason
Hi. how you doin'? I just got back into town L.A.
I was out on the desert for awhile
Yeah. in the middle of it
Right
Hey, listen, man, I really got a problem
When I was out on the desert, ya know
I don't know how to tell you
But, uh, I killed somebody
(No?)
It's no big deal, ya know
I don't think anybody will find out about it, but
Just, ah
This guy gave me a ride, and ah
Started giving me a lot of trouble
And I just couldn't take it, ya know
And I wasted him
Yeah
The Hitchhiker
by Death Menace May 2, 2023
Get the The Hitchhikermug. by Familyreunion+1 July 10, 2017
Get the hitchhike in the rainmug. After being anally fucked in missionary by your partner or significant other, you then get picked up and worn like a backpack. Meanwhile, your partner or significant other fucks a tiny dwarf bitch reverse cowgirl.
by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025
Get the Florida handlebar hitchhikemug. when someone “gets hitchhiked” it basically means that they got thumb-fucked in their vagina. instead of getting fingered with the pointer/middle finger, the person fingering them opted to use their thumb instead. this comes from the known-symbol for hitchhiking—a thumbs up.
person #1: “dude i got hitchhiked last night…”
person #2: “damn he used his thumb? that’s crazy.”
person #1: “yeah i woke up bleeding.”
person #2: “damn he used his thumb? that’s crazy.”
person #1: “yeah i woke up bleeding.”
by hitchhikee April 28, 2025
Get the hitchhikedmug. The act of vaginal stimulation with ones thumb, as if to say, "Hey, can i get a ride?"
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.
by LazyRooster March 8, 2024
Get the Hitchhikemug. by LigmaSawconNigga August 27, 2022
Get the Hitchhike in a Burrito Truckmug.