Dingle Dangle

Dingle Dangle occurs when one swallows a hair for it later to be digested and pooped out. This is where the Dingle Berries attach themselves to the hair, finally creating the Dingle Dangle (dangling of dingle berries).

Wow Nan, you should have seen my Dingle Dangle last night. The amount of berries on that bad boy...

by MasterOfTurds January 27, 2019

dingle berry

A Big ball of shit hanging down from your ass hair!

Execuse me sir, you got a dingle berry comin' out your butt.

by BIFFY February 22, 2004

Dingle Brain

When somebody's brain is so small that it hangs inside of their head like a dingle berry from someone's buttocks.

George: Hey Tony I think since it's raining outside we should layout and get a nice tan.

Tony: George your such a dingle brain.

by Alisonium Buttocks October 10, 2009

dingle tit

A phrase used to insult someone without saying an actual insult, like a mudda bish

"You're such a dingle tit!" ☺️

by blahhhhhbruh February 01, 2015

dingle-texter

A person who issues a final, meaningless and annoying reply to a text thread between 2 or more people. A "dingle-texter" is the type that always has to have the last text in the thread, regardless of how mundane and redundant is it. This final text forces the "normal texter" to keep having to look at the thread without getting any real enlightenment out if its ending.

Normal Texter (NT): I am making cookies tomorrow. Would you like some?

Dingle-Texter (DT): That would be great. When will they be ready?

NT: About 1PM.

DT: Let me know when ready and I will pick them up.

NT: Will do.

DT: Ok

by liveitup99 February 21, 2014

Dingle Key

What a retarded hillbilly calls a USB stick.

I was on my damn computer and the goddamn dingle key didn't have any of my files!

by fred durst 2 January 05, 2023

dingle dangle

slang for genitalia usually male, but is accepted as a female term as well.

That hair dresser just rubbed his dingle dangle on my elbow.

by solecize November 05, 2003