1, 2, and 3 woods

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".
I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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Easy As 1, 2, 3: going to get a drink, after the name of a speakeasy in northern Michigan.
How’re you getting through the new administration? Easy as 1, 2, 3!
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How did we get here? You must be REALLY bored.
No, like seriously How bored ARE you.

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A state of boredom so ungodly that one types all of the keys that have a shift alternative with the original key first, then the shift key next, in a left-to-right fashion. If you see this, please get back to your assignment.
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when youre so bored you decided to write every key from left to right (including numpad) and also the shift versions of those keys.
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Is a person who is bored.
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