puss bulge

Someone who is intent on giving you a hard time. About as pleasant as a lump on a twat.

The lady at the DMV was being a real puss bulge about the form I had to fill out.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

fanny bulge

The bulge in which a female gains when they eat one to many pies. I.E Lisa Riley (UK) has a massive grim fanny bulge.

My nickers dont fit any more

by Rimmy the 3rd July 26, 2003

CB Bulge

Cunt Blob: The fat that is located just above the crotch line and below the belt line. Found primarily on women but funnier when found on a man.

"Check out the CB Bulge on that one!"

by rob1116 March 10, 2008

Bulging Butthole

Somebody who is so generally offensive to both your senses and intelligence they remind you of a bulging butthole. I.E. Even being in the same general area as this person is equivalent to being forced to watch somebody bulge and pucker their sphincter in your face; it is utterly nauseating and intolerable.

God, I couldn't stand sitting next to that Captain Obvious over there now I get stuck next to the bulging butthole that just can't stop spouting nonsense at everybody. To hell with this, I'm outta here before the last of my brain cells die or I'm forced to choke this guy.

by ricardocabezaretardo June 20, 2019

Hero’s Bulge

The bulge of a heroic figure. If the hero was to save somebody he could get a bulge due to the heroic-ness.

Spider-Man saved the bus driver and got his very first Hero’s Bulge

by Grant Hansen October 2, 2018

Battle of the Bulge

When two girls get in a fight over a man, or dick.

Hey, Zach, look at that Battle of the Bulge over ther.

by CircumcisionByCombat April 4, 2022

Bulging taxbag

someone with blue balls may have a bulging taxbag

Dude, Simon's Gf has given him a Bulging Taxbag recently.

by Vhista July 29, 2016