Plank-Wanker

n: A derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the noble sport of Extreme Lying Down, but refers to it as Planking.

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna come planking with me?

Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!

by Funky W June 9, 2011

plond

Similar to a plake, a plond is to big to be a pond and too small to be a lake.

"What a lovely plond. I like looking at the fish."

by Ploe lo jo mcfofo July 18, 2017

Beef plank

A form of cock and ball torture. Some walking on your bacon snake.

To “walk the beef plank” a long night out finished with a hot vindaloo and some 6inch stelletos up and down the “beef plank”. An old pirate term for a homosexual.

by Jammothet April 13, 2021

board as plank

really really bored. (coined the phrase btw)

every time I go to English I'm board as PLANK

by Rogue Lord Kaz January 7, 2016

Walking the Plank

Walking the Plank - Verb: The act of snorting a line of cocaine off of the length of an erect penis.

Walking the Plank - Verb: After I snorted a line off her tits, the old lady decided to walk the plank, the tip of my dick got mad numb tho'

by ritualkiller69 April 24, 2016

plank time

The smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics.

Dude1: "Did you know that plank time is the smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics? I learned it from urban dictionary."

Dude2: *BITCHSLAP* "You are such a worthless tool."

by hiphopotato June 27, 2008

plank

A dumb person..a piece of wood

You stupid plank, You lost my plank!

by Kurt NG UD September 19, 2004