LOL

The acronym which stands for 'licking orifices lately'. Often used by people to determine the exact number of orifices someone has licked over the period of approximately 2 weeks.

tom: "hey brian have you been LOL?"
brian: "yeah tom i do that every day haha LOL"

by Dr. Aurif Islika, PhD March 19, 2023

lol

Locker of Losers

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by notarealperson111 December 29, 2020

Lol

Usually used by satanist all around the world, "Lol" is the abbreviated form of "Lucifer our lord".

Some, Extreme Satanists often use "loool" which stands for "Lucifer our one & only lord."

Dicky :- Hey Chad Wassup?
Chad :- lol, nothing dickhead.
Dicky :- FUCK YOU CHAD.

by spodermoun November 22, 2016

lol

The biggest lie on the internet.

Justin Beiber said LOL, that's why I hate him.

by Lo1wut December 31, 2014

lol

Humanities biggest lie.

Some guy: i just spilled my water all over me.
Some guy 2: lol
Some guy: I KNOW YOU AREN'T LAUGHING OUT LOUD, STOP LYING TO ME

by ..srsly? April 09, 2021

LoL

WHY WOULD YOU SEARCH LOL

YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID FOR SEARCHING UP LOL!!!

YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID LOL

by STUPID!!! September 21, 2020

Lol

If you make a joke and someone responds with lol the joke wasn't funny

Person 1: He went down in the box
Person 2: Just like I did on your mum last night
Person 1: lol

by Oweener June 08, 2023