ass quiche

Literally a breakfast casserole of French origin eaten directly off of a bunghole.

No thank you, I’m stuffed from eating all of this ass quiche.

by vanmeterdeals March 17, 2019

quimley quiche

a vagina pie

bake me up a quimley quiche please mother

by quiche man February 03, 2016

Allocated Quiche time

Another way of describing a quickie

I went for my allocated quiche time on my lunch break

by Jmizzle January 07, 2022

Brunch Quiche

Coitus that takes place between the hours of 11 a.m and 1 p.m.

She came round to make me breakfast, next thing I knew she was giving me brunch quiche

by Stafford Street August 08, 2010

Quiche in the oven

When you don’t want to join someone else’s plan, you use this fake excuse to indicate you don’t want to come. First coined by Craig Brown.

“Sorry I can’t come tonight, I’ve got a quiche in the oven.”

by mintyfresh7 March 17, 2024

stoned quiche

a group of poeple who like to fuck and smoke lots of weed. normally consist of a griffin chloe emma and a harry.

they know how to surf too.

that group is the stoned quiche.

by my g girl yep September 19, 2017