dumbledore hands

When you’re fisting someone and your hand comes out black.
Fisting after taco night.

Have you ever had dumbledore hands. You will tonight.
I just ate Taco Bell you might get dumbledore hands.

by Mari3249 October 11, 2018

Albus Dumbledore

Albus Dumbledore is a very powerful wizard from J.K Rowling's series of book called Harry Potter.

Albus Dumbledore died because of Snape.

by blah_oink_bork May 24, 2018

DUMBLEDORE

When a person attempts to ejaculate on your face but misses and instead ejaculates on your chin and chest, giving the appearance of a cum-like beard.

Guuuuuurl, he tried to cum on mah face the other night but I backed up at the last minute and he ended up pulling a Dumbledore all over me.

by LsnBOOBria March 10, 2022

Dumbledore

Dumbles is a manipulated Piece of shit.

The twat could has stopped two wizarding wars but no he didn't.

He was hot when he was younger tho

He new what Horcruxs were but because he like to play people like chess pieces he didn't even tell Harry he just went to drop dead because he didn't want to deal with a war with out being suspicious.

Dumbledore does have Dumb in his name that proves my point

by Dumledaddyswife September 11, 2021

dumbledore

a bad bitch who doesnt care what you think and is secretly a basic white girl

when confronted by a wild karen dumbledore shook his head

by massivemug April 29, 2020

Dumbledore

Noun- a bumblebee in West Country English (closest to original Anglo-Saxon Ænglic) found in UK's counties of: Cornwall, Devon, Dorset, Gloucestershire, Somerset and BANES (Bath and North East Somerset) extending historically to Wiltshire, Berkshire, Hampshire, Oxfordshire and Isle of Wight- alias "West Country". The chocolate box image of real England: God's own County; "that green and pleasant land", with many traditions, dance music, culture, very few undesirables, but with an horrific homicide rate if TV shows were real (Midsomer Murders, Hot Fuzz, etc. ), capital city: Brissol (Bristol).
Also empirically proven as the most trustworthy accent of UK, Cockney and Scouse being least trustworthy.

Adge Cutler: "Where that bloody dumbledore be? Bugger me! Stout as a blackbird, he was, an' all!"

by Yeracker March 16, 2022