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Excuse me, but shit

A polite way of letting someone or something know the impending doom of a situation.

Also, you could tap someone on the shoulder and say this before slinging shit in their face
Paul tapped her on the shoulder, seeing the giant wave behind her. "Excuse me, but shit" he said, pointing to the wave
by The dark Lilith November 11, 2016
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shit ice block

when you shit in the freezer and when its frozen you stick it back up your butt and wait for it to defrost then shit it out again
hey man whatd you do yesterday, i took a shit ice block
by daddy oh November 14, 2016
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shit that makes sense

Anything (i.e., nouns, pronouns, verbs, adverbs, articles, preposotions, phrases, clauses, complete sentences, incomplete sentences, exclamations, questions, thoughts, thoughts that haven't been thought of yet, all actions, etc.) that is logical to at least one (1) entity, including humans, no matter how bizarre, disgusting, freaky, or lame the reason.
Example: An older guy that likes to sleep with lemons.

Reason: It reminds him of his late wife, who worked in a lemon packaging plant.
Conclusion: Shit that makes sense.
Here's some shit that makes sense, the circular hole on the tab of that aluminum soda can was made for straws!
by The Glip October 28, 2015
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Cherry Dip-Shit

When you fuck a girl that's on her period so hard it makes you shit
That girl's pussy was so good....I did a Cherry Dip-Shit.
by boosquared November 9, 2015
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pinch of minnow shit

Very small amount of shit used in an expression.
He ain't worth a pinch of minnow shit!
by Woodpimp November 27, 2015
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Cinderella shit stain

When you are at a party and see a random person's dirty undies on the floor. You then match them up to whomever isn't wearing any and "If the shoe fits", You have a Cinderella shit stain.
"People were so wasted at the party last night. Becky even left a Cinderella shit stain."
by DESERTxSPIDER April 15, 2016
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Pre game shit

When you get so nervous before a game you have to shit
"Henry did you take a pre game shit today"
by I'mherenow483 April 15, 2016
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