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I'm LeBron James, Bitch!

Update of Dave Chappelle's comedic punchline:

"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"

As with the best of quips, the original has lost its blang due to overuse and abuse by unfunny party parrots and new subscribers to the Comedy Channel.
BALLER WANNABE: "I'M LeBRON JAMES, BITCH!"
OPPONENT: "And I just dunked on your ass, LeBron James Bitch!"
by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006
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Big Shit Now Bitches

abbreviate as BSNB.

1. A declarative phrase often used by losers to exclaim, in belligerent braggadociousness, some perceived advance or victory.

2. A phrase used by boheimillectuals and nerdy English majors, often ironically, to mock the ultimate futility of any personal success or advance - a phrase declared in sardonic self deference corrupted by secret ambition.
Spoken:
All you suckers can eat my hot lunch because I'm big shit now bitches now that I've dirty sanchezed both the Bush twins.

Written in cyberspace:
OMG- can you believe how BSNB Steven thinks he is after Bill O'rielly at his dirty lunch.
by Thizzom November 10, 2005
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Bitch you got pied

when you servely pwn someone or just for comedic relief

usually along with a you got pied picture
Cooldude:Come on smoking crack isn't that bad
Me:are you being sereal
Cooldude: Idk what sereal is but i'm pretty sure i am
Me:Dumbass
M:*post Bitch you got pied picture.*
by Kristopher Wash. August 3, 2007
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UBF-Ugly Bitch Fucker

a man who partakes in the fucking of ugly bitches, or attempts to partake in the fucking of ugly bitches.
Bro 1"Zack's an UBF-Ugly Bitch Fucker!!"
Bro 2"Jesus i thought that was big foot!!"
by Ahmed awesome October 18, 2011
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crazy ass stalker bitch

usually a short female with a nice booty but really is a complete ass fucker. Usually has no friends of the same sex (female) because all she does is flirt with everyones boyfriends and pisses off their girlfriends.
Carissa is such a crazy ass stalker bitch...jesus christ!!!
by rollerrebel67 July 19, 2006
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questin' on your bitch ass

A euphoric sensation involving one person's inability to lose to a certain opponent. It usually involves reminiscing about the specific incident where one person {shit the bed}
Dude I was questin' on your bitch ass when I scored five touchdowns against you on Sunday!
by EarlDellinger March 4, 2009
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