big

What you wish your penis is, it’s never gonna happen buddy. Large. Opposite of small.

You: damn it my friend is packing 5 inches and I’m only 2 centimeters god dammit I wish my dick was big!!!!!

by Ethan0192 February 26, 2022

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Big Derv

Big Derv is a nickname usually used by her lover. It is used as an insult against anyone named Derv/Deirbhile. Usually her lover would be named Jack and she dreams of her surname to be O’ Donoghue. She dreams to be a teacher but she will grow up to be a stripper. ‘Big’ being she makes it big in the stripper community. Derv is a perv and you can use this to describe a Deirbhile. She would like to be rammed by her lover

Well Big Derv what’s the craic with you and Jack. I heard you want to be pegged by him

by Deirbhile O Donoghue February 28, 2022

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Big Dick

Nice compliment reserved for ridiculous Big Dick Energy super self aware people irregardless of gender; Cops bouncing your head off the patrol cars roof, coworker who attempts to step into a problem you are working on immediately followed by catastrophic failure, branch managers stating the obvious to fuck with you over dumb shit, manipulative schmoozers, backwards capped bro ninjas getting knocked smooth the fuck out and creepy poorly aging serial mac artists. Traditional to duck after uttering as it has a long storied tradition of being followed by cop hitting you again, coworker throwing heavy and/or sharp objects, branch managers getting manager with actual authority to fire and offensive ass hats doubling down on their harmful observations.

"Thanks officer Big Dick I will watch my head getting out of the vehicle as well!"
"Appreciate the help with setting off that hospitals fire sprinkler system Big Dick, but I think I got it from here. Go sit in the truck."
"Oh I'm 37 seconds late back from lunch? Good looking out Mr. Branch Manager Big Dick, you can go back in the office and bullshit on the phone now while I move these pallets of pig iron into the smelter. Good looking out though!"
"Hey Big Dick thanks for telling my partner about that thing in Vegas you talked me into fifteen years ago leaving off the fifteen year ago part, and so sweet of you to sending the gift basket to their parents house instead of ours."
"Big Dick pick up your teeth and GTFO, better keep at the strip mall douche dojo to come in here talking crazy."
"Yeah that sounds great Big Dick! Ask the whole table! We love whiskey-ed up floppy micro Big Dicks that somehow simultaneously destroy peoples lives, sanity AND pass syphilis mustard ooze to people when they are vulnerable!"

by Vonnegutstwerp, Belgium February 28, 2022

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The big

Adverb

To the greatest degree.

Example 1:

Mom "Grandma passed away last night"

Kid "That's the big sad"

Example 2:

Kid "Look at the big pretty! Can we stop and take pictures?"

Mom "No honey, were in Washington to bury grandma and we're already late to the funeral"

by The realest fake March 1, 2022

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