ME

YOU ARE ME IF I WERE YOU BECAUSE IF I WERE YOU YOUD BE ME FOR YOU WOULD BE I AND YOU ME

I KNOW THAT MADE NO SENSE BUT WHAT IT MEANT IS IF WE SWITCH BODYS YOUD BE ME AND ID BE YOU.
Friend that dosent exist: bro... why do you do this to me.
ME: what?
friend that dosent exist: how am i here if i dont exist.
ME: wakes up and starts crying.

by daddychilllllll June 15, 2022

Pick me girl

A girl or woman who goes out of their way to bring down other women in order to get male validation and attention

“Beth is such a pick me. She told me she only has guy friends”

“Beth?… I hate to tell you this, but you’re acting like a pick me girl”

by Alex muxh June 16, 2022

pick me girl

Allison

“I hang with the boys all day because all other girls start drama, it’s not because I’m a pick me girl I’m just different” -allison

by plobae June 16, 2022

Me

The weirdest person you will ever meet

Meme

by pooper yes yes June 16, 2022

Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit by a sex slave while lying on silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home from work. Fruit me. And my legs best be shaking when you're done"

by Chazza990 June 17, 2022

Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit while lying on a bed of silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home. Today has been a drag. Time for you to fruit me"

by Chazza990 June 17, 2022

Me

The coolest person ever yes i am yes I am yes I am yes I am

Me are so cool yes I am yes I am

Shut up no

Shut up u idiot

OMG IM GAY U R HOMOPHOBIC FOR CALL ME THE IDIOTS

Wydm I just disagree with u

SHUT UP I WILL SHOOT U IN THE BALls

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

epic shoot in the balls

AAAAAAAHASHSHAHSSHRHSHAAJHSDHSV ES DAHSJHAHSUBDSJJDBFJSTHAJDHSJFWHFH

MUAHAHAHAHA

your under jail for murders!!!

OMG FIRE THIS IDOTS THEY HOMOPHOBIEC

100000 years later

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOMOPHOBIC JAIL AND COPS

by Lolgyylol June 17, 2022