Tickle me pink

Something that is surprisingly impressive.

Well tickle me pink I would have never guessed.

by I Have Toes September 24, 2025

No body hates me

No body hates me is a com group and off shoot of nlm and should be arrested

No body hates me is cringe and overall bad

by Jn666 September 26, 2025

Spank me

Please spank me daddy. I’ve been so bad.

Get the handcuffs and put them on real tight. Gag me. Pull my pants down and real slow pull my panties down with them. Force me over your lap. Secure the cuffs so I can’t move. Grab a paddle or your hand or SOMETHING HARD. Start hard and slow. Spank me and make me moan. Make it hurt. Do this 20-40 times. Then get faster and faster and FASTER! HARDER AND HARDER! Make me scream and yell and cry real tears. Make me apologize and beg. But don’t be deceived because that pain is what feels sooooo good. Tell me the punishment is almost over but it isn’t. Grab me and lead me over to your office. Chain the handcuffs down so I’m bent over. Force my legs open so you have full access. Then go crazy. Show no mercy. I’ll scream “PLEASE DADDY NO MORE PLEASE” while screaming and moaning. Gasping for air I finally think you’re done after 60-100 hard spanks. But you’re only getting started you grab a 16 inch dildo and push 6 inches in. I moan like crazy. It’s a lot to take in. Through the gag I moan louder as you continue to push 4 more inches in. My pussy is wet and throbbing. Ahhhhh AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH. You leave six inches out as you continue to spank me as hard as you can and once you get to my 150th spank, that last one is what all at once shoved the rest of the dildo in. I scream and moan for 10 minutes straight. Please daddy. Spank me. Spank me. SPANK ME. Ahh ahhhhhh AHHHH AHHHHH OH AHHHHHH PLEASE THATS IT RIGHT THERE HARDER FASTER AHHHHHHHHH

P1:Have you been a bad girl?

P2:No

P1:You liar, you forgot to do the laundry. You’re getting punished. Bend over. Now.

P2:Ahhh please daddy spank me. Spank me hard.

by Just.living.one.day.at.a.time September 30, 2025

Fucked me off

Is being fucked on "by a person"

Angelica and Dionne were talking about how fucked me offs are like getting fucked on.

by Angel1994 October 1, 2025

Leave me alone type shift

When the girls all want you to shake your dreads so you have to tell them to leave you alone type shift.

Ex: All the girls wanted Dae-ho to shake is dreads but he had other needs to attend to so he said, "Ladies, leave me alone type shift."

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

don’t cheese me

stop irritating me, stop provoking me

“bro..my mom keeps on nudging me to wash the dishes like don’t cheese me I’ll get to them.

by miwa! October 3, 2025

I / Me / Myself

one of the most relatable songs ever, written by the wonderful Will Wood.

I wish I could be a girl, and really
I'd prefer it if you would use I / Me / Myself
Am I pretty enough, am I pretty enough
To fucking die?

by Absolutdasher October 5, 2025