unit on me

My fit bearded man can unit on me

He is so hot he could unit on me and in me

by pusssss February 16, 2024

Me When

Proper fucking Victorian English, don't you know

Distressed Woman: Oh My God, that man just jumped off that building
Tom, in his infinite wisdom: Me When

by Squirt (; May 14, 2023

I got that dog in me

Not literally meaning such, this saying instead suggests that the person saying it has qualities of a dog. Loyalty, protectiveness, strength, etc.

Person 1: How did you lift that boulder?
Person 2: I got that dog in me.

by GigiYourBeloved July 10, 2024

don't bully me I'll cum

a term that a femboy or someone who thinks their funny whilst crying over the facts they’re bitchless spending their nights in their parents basement.

Nerdy ass kid: “don't bully me I'll cum”
Everyone else: “shut your bitch ass up nigga you dad left you” etc.

by Zestied December 18, 2023

Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____

A perfect imitation of Flowey from Undertale, so your technically new, aren't u? Aren't u? AREN'T U!??!

A random human: Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____
Harrison: Please don't tell me your Flowey
A random human: Your new aren't u?
Harrison: No
A random human: Aren't u??
Harriosn: No
A random human: AREN'T U!??!?!
Harrison: NO
A random human: (pulls gun) Are. U. New
Harrison: *sigh* y e s ¬_¬.

by ezwsesecefecrvefefeve February 9, 2021

let me pop your cherry

Let me take your v-card

comon let me pop your cherry.

by Riei December 23, 2024

me

everyone who isn’t me can actually shut their mouths, i’m the one and only. #edgelordswin

i am the coolest, only me

by lesbeau March 21, 2022