HELP ME

PLEASE HELP I'VE BEEN KIDNAP BY PEOPLE AND LOCK ME IN WITH A LAPTOP MADE IN 2001 RUNNING IN THE NEWIST VERSON OF WINDOWS (XP) AND PEOPLE IT STUCK ON 6/30/01 PLEASE HELP ME I'M TRAP IN THIS ROOM ONLY WITH A LAPTOP THAT RUNS REALLY SLOW AND THE LAPTOP IS TERRIBLE IT HAVE 9 GB OF RAM

NO PLEASE HELP ME MY LAPTOP IS SLOW AND BAD.

by need help December 2, 2021

Me

Me Myself and I! Not you ovy stop stealing my spotlight it's all about me in this definition.

Person 1 "hey did you know that I'm me and your you?"
Person 2 "no I'm me and your you!"
Person 1 "gosh dang it now I'm cunfuzled!"

by T02082008 December 2, 2021

Let Me Get a Bite

When you would like to take a hit of someone's weed

"Hey, let me get a bite"

by detailspod December 5, 2021

You Trolled Me At The Barbeque

The thing Jake says

Person 1: "Yo Jake, could you lend me five dollars?"
Jake: "No. You trolled me at the barbeque."

by andgew December 6, 2021

Email Me

What Andrew and Woody do when I won't send them an email....is say this every 5 seconds...and I still haven't sent them emails 10 years later.

AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
5 seconds later
AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
2021
Still the same thing etc....

by Sable Rabbit December 6, 2021

let me read my book

This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture

Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book

by CHOPFINGER December 6, 2021

Piss me off

To piss someone off means to make them extremely angry or enraged or to cause someone to feel this way.

Don't piss me off. I'm not in the mood.

by Shakespearerocks February 10, 2024