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Spank me

Please spank me daddy. I’ve been so bad.

Get the handcuffs and put them on real tight. Gag me. Pull my pants down and real slow pull my panties down with them. Force me over your lap. Secure the cuffs so I can’t move. Grab a paddle or your hand or SOMETHING HARD. Start hard and slow. Spank me and make me moan. Make it hurt. Do this 20-40 times. Then get faster and faster and FASTER! HARDER AND HARDER! Make me scream and yell and cry real tears. Make me apologize and beg. But don’t be deceived because that pain is what feels sooooo good. Tell me the punishment is almost over but it isn’t. Grab me and lead me over to your office. Chain the handcuffs down so I’m bent over. Force my legs open so you have full access. Then go crazy. Show no mercy. I’ll scream “PLEASE DADDY NO MORE PLEASE” while screaming and moaning. Gasping for air I finally think you’re done after 60-100 hard spanks. But you’re only getting started you grab a 16 inch dildo and push 6 inches in. I moan like crazy. It’s a lot to take in. Through the gag I moan louder as you continue to push 4 more inches in. My pussy is wet and throbbing. Ahhhhh AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH. You leave six inches out as you continue to spank me as hard as you can and once you get to my 150th spank, that last one is what all at once shoved the rest of the dildo in. I scream and moan for 10 minutes straight. Please daddy. Spank me. Spank me. SPANK ME. Ahh ahhhhhh AHHHH AHHHHH OH AHHHHHH PLEASE THATS IT RIGHT THERE HARDER FASTER AHHHHHHHHH
P1:Have you been a bad girl?

P2:No

P1:You liar, you forgot to do the laundry. You’re getting punished. Bend over. Now.

P2:Ahhh please daddy spank me. Spank me hard.
by Just.living.one.day.at.a.time September 30, 2025
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Fucked me off

Is being fucked on "by a person"
Angelica and Dionne were talking about how fucked me offs are like getting fucked on.
by Angel1994 October 1, 2025
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Leave me alone type shift

When the girls all want you to shake your dreads so you have to tell them to leave you alone type shift.
Ex: All the girls wanted Dae-ho to shake is dreads but he had other needs to attend to so he said, "Ladies, leave me alone type shift."
by chadeesa October 2, 2025
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don’t cheese me

“bro..my mom keeps on nudging me to wash the dishes like don’t cheese me I’ll get to them.
by miwa! October 3, 2025
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I / Me / Myself

one of the most relatable songs ever, written by the wonderful Will Wood.
I wish I could be a girl, and really
I'd prefer it if you would use I / Me / Myself
Am I pretty enough, am I pretty enough
To fucking die?
by Absolutdasher October 5, 2025
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72 me

to get your followers up to 72k
72 me nowww!
by clap4lebron October 6, 2025
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Pick me

PICK ME = a woman who reciprocates everything, she will leave when there’s no reciprocation. Also is a low IQ term created by marginally desired women

used to describe the top desired women who men want
Women A: I want a man who's six feet tall handsome, long d A weekend house with a lot of money he writes poetry.. he’s a thug who lifts weights, fights is a reverend thug gangster, drug dealer scammer, etc. And he gives me all his money and pays all of my bills.

Most women responding: oh girl I want that too you, should have preferences and standards. You shouldn't settle for less you can get that man he's 100% possible and it’s not delusional at all.

Women b. I want a good man that knows his worth. He's kind he's a Potential father and husband. He's doing well by himself his vibe is right he protects and provides for his assets, not his liabilities and I will be submissive and cooperative to him because of that, I want a real decent man who loves himself

Most women respond: oh you will never get that man you're a PICK ME you're a slave I could never. How dare you want a man we can't get you such a pick me… you’re a delusional pick me..

Most women responding are single mothers or older ugly bitter women with no options. Or a combination of all It's never a woman with a good man or high self-esteem bashing other women.
by WillOnCode October 12, 2025
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