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weed

a plant that relieves your problems temporarily, therefore you smoke some more, maybe drink too, and you're fine for the day. even better than Kool Aid.
Dude 1-"dude i think my girlfriend is pregnant"
Dude 2-"dont worry about it man"
Dude 1-"im fucking 16!"
Dude 2-"dammit you're bitching again. here have some weed"
<Dude 1 smokes weed>
Dude 1-"ahhh...good shit...you know what, i dont even think its my baby, my girlfriends a slut monkey anyways"
Dude 3-"yeah she is. i plowed her field yesterday!"
by asswipe chris March 18, 2011
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Weedaboo

Someone who defends cannabis and legalization with information found solely on the internet, with no reliable sources to back it up. They are the kind of people who say things like "I use weed for my ADHD medication because ADHD pills are bad for you lol."

Also generally retarded people overally.

How to Spot a Weedaboo:

•The kind of stoners that nobody fucking likes.
•Even other stoners fucking hate him.
• The kind of stoner who appropriates Jamaican culture and wishes he was black.
•The kind of stoner that has a weed blog on Twitter.
•The kind of stoner that wears a drug rug Every. Fucking. Day.
•The kind of stoner that would move to Colorado, Washington or California just to smoke.

•The kind of stoner that has no future, has his priorities mixed up, and will probably die alone.
•Listens to Nichismoke and other Snoop Dogg parodies and takes them seriously.
•Generic sense of humor, mostly weed jokes.

Not even a stoner anymore, just a blatant pothead.
This guy is a weedaboo, he barely passed High School and just talks about weed/drugs all the time and nothing else.
by California Bae Area September 20, 2016
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flax weed

weed that makes you have the runs. People usually tend to get diareah. It causes a dangerous mess in the bathroom or bed. It also causes one to pee uncontrollably.
My friend had the worst diareah from flax weed.
by Papo April 16, 2008
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Batu Weed

Marijuana laced with Batu, or Meth.
Brah, what we wen smoke?

Batu weed homie.

ohh shit faka das chronic
by Demetrios007 July 31, 2012
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rainbow weed

fucking colorful weed that bitches somoke
i was fucking a bitch with rainbow weed
by tdogg1165 April 6, 2017
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Greedy Little Weed Hog

One who tries to deceive his friends into allowing him to take another hit, an incredibly selfish stoner, one who invents new "rules" that allow him to take two hits in a row, an evil Ganja consuming critter that craves and needs THC in order to survive
John: "Oh my God dude you are such a Greedy little weed hog!"
Will: "No man its totally my turn because that last hit didn't count because i was on the phone"
John: "Whatever dude you're still a greedy little weed hog!"
by SicEm March 28, 2009
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Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed

Essentialy an unsually aggressive Tumble Weed.

Indigenous to rural America, the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed has a larger mass than its Tumble Weed counterpart and is capable of travelling at higher speeds.

The kinetic energy produced by the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed is unprecedented. Small to medium sized farm arnimals are particularly at risk as they become entangled in Rumble-bumble-tumble-weeds complex knottyness.

Typically after being subjected to a violent onslaught victims are usually found dead on the rooftops of buildings up to five miles away.

Sometimes animals are found without their skins, and sometimes much much worse...
Person A:
I have dead animals on the roof of my house. Why?

Person B:
Hmm ok... Are the animals intact?

Person A:

The chickens look fine, the pigs and the cow have no legs and no faces.

Person B:
Hmm. Was it windy last night?

Person A:
Yes. Very.

Person B:
Ah ha!

Person A:
What?

Person B:
Twas the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed!
by PsuedoPhilosopher October 27, 2011
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