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poopy palm water

When someone takes a dump and goes to the sink and before they wash their hands they turn on the faucet and fill their palm with water and drink it.
"ewwww, Don just took a dump and drank from his hand before he washed it! He loves poopy palm water!"
by Wence January 1, 2009
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Cup of water

A stupid person who acts overly intelligent without being intelligent themself.
"Did you see the President's State of the Union? What a cup of water!"
by AlexisJA September 26, 2008
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cock sock water balloon

After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands
Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?

Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.

Jane: Im breaking up with you.
by SGT. Birdfeeder January 1, 2012
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geometry dash water

A famous Geometry Dash Youtuber known for his comments on videos, and the creator of "Geometry Dash Comedy News"
Hey did you see Water's new video?
Or
Geometry Dash Water's comment was funny, wasn't it?
by AquaticJx June 7, 2016
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Two-Headed water snake

The act of swimming silently benith an unsuspecting woman, then grabbing the victims nipples hard and dragging her to her underwater grave.
Jimmy : did you hear what happened to Jessica?! Someone gave her a two-headed water snake!

Walter : fuck it dude let's go bowling.
by BigBananaTarzan May 31, 2016
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wizzy water

the drink that is made by mixing Methamphetamines in a water bottle; usually done to drink in public areas; see also "crank juice" or "the rockateer's momma's breast milk"
He got so dizzy after getting bizzy from drinking that wizzy water.
by santa clogs June 13, 2008
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Water Touch

when your poo-piece touches the water before being released from your anus-hole.
Mandeep: "WOOOO!!"
Sean: What????
Mandeep: I just had a water touch!! The poo is still hanging from my anus!!
Sean: Can I see?
Mandeep: Yes!

Sean: Shall I wipe your ass?
Mandeep: Ok.
by Poo Monsterz November 30, 2011
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