Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020

Egg wash

When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.

My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.

by Iris Long January 28, 2020

pakistani washed

just like whitewashed but instead ur pakistaniwashed

my family is pakistani washed tho we ain’t pakistani lol

by moonieismycat January 9, 2022

Finnish Car Wash

A water bottle wrapped in detonation cord

I made a Finnish car wash to get through this wall

by running with freedom May 1, 2021

National Wash That Neck Day

A day where you wash your neck.

Its National Wash That Neck Day! I need to wash my neck!

by Software Notion June 5, 2023

Wash

To outshine someone so completely that their presence gets rinsed out of the spotlight.

He thought his fit was fire, but she washed him just by walking in the room.”

by TheCookMeister August 20, 2025

Dog Wash

While you in the shower and hitting it from the back(doggy), your partner turns the shower head on jet and sprays your asshole with it.

"I came so hard the other day when my girl and I did a dog wash, and my ass has never felt cleaner."

by Bamafisher522 October 27, 2023