Twitter

The best place to express your totally non-controversial opinions without the threat of anyone harrassing you, sending you death threats, or doxxing you just because you said their idol is trash.

Twitter: where dreams don't come true, but your favourite idol supposrting MAP rights does

by GrilledGoat April 27, 2022

Twitter’s biggest issue

Prostitute bots

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it

by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024

TWITTER

A APP THAT HAS SEX ON IT AND TOE PICS

OMG I LOVE THESE TOE PICS ON TWITTER

by SIGMA LORD November 28, 2024

Twitter Fiction

This is the act of writing about someone or something that is factually false.

Hey, Matt wrote some Twitter Fiction about Vaccines and how they cause autism but that is false.

by Milk_and_Tea February 23, 2021

Twitter users

People usually of VERY politically correct ideals, who are mostly hostile towards Caucasian people, men, and heterosexuals. Besides these people there is the smaller group of memers, and the even smaller group of artists who most of the time, draw R34.

Person 1: “Dude have you seen anyone dumber than person 3?”
Person 2: “Yeah, Twitter users.”

by TimepieceEnjoyer4345 October 3, 2022

Twitter roleplayers

Another word for pedophiles.

A: I'm a Twitter roleplayers

B: Pedo.

by Kage3210 August 7, 2020

Reverse Twitter

A reverse Twitter is when you’re losing an argument and you threaten to kill yourself. This is obviously the opposite of a normal twitter, where you tell your opponent to kill themselves.

I gotta say, Romeo and Juliet really love the Reverse Twitter, huh?

by reversetwitter January 2, 2022