Non-Twin Twin

When you're the older brother to a sister three years your junior and, due to development timeline differences, you end up resembling twins your entire life. Oftentimes this phenomenon results in common themes present in actual real life twins. Twin telepathy, for example, is one of these anomalies and is described as one twin being able to access the thoughts and feelings of the other twin without any signs or prompting.

Her: hey Tom, what's that movie where -
Him: The Princess Bride, for the 7th time ?!?!?!
Her: thanks! Was stuck in my head...

Her: hey! do you want to ligh-
Him: Light up? I have a J prepped waiting for you to ask
Her: word! I've been hustling my ass all day and
Him: And you ran out two days ago... yeah, I know. I gotchu sissy
Her: Preciate' it Non-Twin Twin

by TDiesel December 16, 2019

The Twin CP

A variant of the phrase "Cunt Punt". The Twin CP is the abbreviation of a strictly class move known as "The Twin Cunt Punt", which is when a business professional dominates two fellow employees who are higher than him/her on the corporate ladder. This elevated position on the corporate ladder makes senior employees prime candidates for a good "Cunt Punting".

Michael performed The Twin CP on Kelly and Eric by metaphorically taking a dump on their work.

by Basblstr27 April 1, 2011

coochie twin

when you and your best friend have fucked the same guy

“omg lauren you fucked jake?”
“yeah last night, why?”
“were coochie twins now, i fucked him 2 weeks ago”

“OH MY GOD YAY!!”

by torieatsass November 22, 2024

Cup Twins

When two people sexually share a cup which they use to poop in.

My sister and her girlfriend are Cup Twins

by Emberthrive May 9, 2025

Newborn Twins

When two dudes suck individually on one girl's breast at the same time. One on each breast, similar to newborn twins.

Dude 1: Man, Kyle and Marcus were newborn twins on that chick with huge tits at the party.
Dude 2: That's wild!

by captainng January 6, 2017

The Twin Towers

Sexual position. A man lying on his back whilst one woman is riding his dingus and the other is sitting on his face.

Hey man, I was getting the twin towers from these two chicks... then killed about 2900 people on my stomach.

by Jak Mehov January 7, 2021

FX Twins

When you and another person share the side effects of a given drug. I.E. Are you and your friend are both angry drunks? Then you're fx twins!

Jack: bro, everytime I smoke my left arm falls asleep.

John: yo we're fx twins, the same shit happens to me smh!

by Tony Left August 16, 2016