tumblife experience

When a teenage boy/girl thinks they know more about life than you because of something they read on Tumblr.

Tumblrite: Why do you even smoke weed you filthy pig? You do realize you don't need drugs to have a good time! Why don't you go rape an innocent woman? Because that's what degenerate male pot-smoking pigs do!
White male who needs to check his privilege: What the fuck are you talking about? Go somewhere else with your tumblife experience.

by ExtaticKitteh May 24, 2015

timbleflip

To hugely overreact to a negative setback in any form of tabletop wargame, card game or role playing game. The actions of a sore loser.

Originates, from a gentleman called Timble who would routinely flip tables if losing at any kind of competitive game.

It's only a game, man. No need to throw a timbleflip!

by rextherunt August 31, 2015

tumblst

Being the most tumblr

Girl-Damn I'm really tumblr
Girl 2- would you call yourself, the tumblst?

by lilaclover September 5, 2015

tumblweed

A person who constantly is posting stolen or copied posts/work onto Tumblr™. They seem "blow" or "roll" along an unoriginal trend or work that is not theirs.

P1: "Dude, Stacey just posted some uplifting artwork she said she drew in an hour."

P2: "Soooooo?"

P1: "It wasn't hers, it was Paul Gauguin's work!"

P2: "Omg she is such a tumblweed!"

by Fractile Dysfunction January 31, 2016

Tumblring

Pretending that one's eccentricities and moral shortcomings aren't personal and that every unacceptance of them is bigotry.

Julias Tumblring again, since shes come off her meds shes told three people they are mindshaming.

by penishands115 April 18, 2016

Tumblr

Bethany

Did you see Bethany in those flower shorts on the skateboard? That's so Tumblr :3

by sidthedinosaur3000 July 28, 2016

Tumblrized

When someone or something becomes so muddled in aspects of identity politics, that there is no sense of individuality or happiness. (Some real-life problems associated, or synonymous, with this word are being a "real feminist" and look out for your true Scotsman fallacy there, daddy issues, mysandry, putting women on a pedestal, believing men are evil, especially if they are white, straight and cis-heteronormative, and believe that there are more than two genders.)

(Scenario 1)

Average White Guy: Wow, hey bud I need to talk with somebody, could you give me an ear.
Average Friendo: Sure mang, whatchu need?
Average White Guy: My girlfriend has become so immersed into these mysandrist beliefs that she doesn't want to date me anymore bro. She thinks I'm evil because I'm white.
Average Friendo: But why is that?
Average White Guy: I don't know, she's been using this blog recently.
Average Friendo: Oh, I'm sorry bro, I think your girl has been tumblrized.

(Scenario 2)

Stephen (pronounced STEH-FAHN): Hey, welcome to my blog!!!! I'm so glad you came by to read my about my shitposting ho ass, I'm a 23 year old female to male transitioning asexual who enjoys drinking them cis-het white male tears!!! Topics on this blog are: smashing the Patriarchy, Feminism, Femdom/BDSM, and self-deprecating humor/cis-het male bashing. My preferred personal pronouns are Xe, Xem, and Xyrs, and don't worry and just pray to your fem gods Brianna Wu and Anita Sarkesian!!!
Normal Person: This person has become so tumblrized that it actually thinks that it is the most special of snowflakes; this person lacks overall self-awareness.

by whoevenwhatstoliveanynore June 24, 2016