Roadrunner Traffic

This occurs when you walk out to your car and the roads are clear. You open the door and the roads are clear. You start your engine and the roads are clear. You put your turn signal signal on and the roads are crazy with traffic. Like when the Roadrunner runs through the intersection safely, but the Coyote touches the road with his toe and it's solid wall-to-wall traffic, blowing horns and beeping at him.

I tried to make a left turn but suddenly the intersection was full of roadrunner traffic.

by Frank Symptoms April 30, 2024

Selena Tiffer

True swagger :3

You are so Selena Tiffer.

by bingus1214 May 9, 2024

Scandinavian traffic cone

To fill a condom with cum and diarrhoea and freeze it for a girl to use to wank/eat

“I heard Miss greenwood and Mr Donaldson did a Scandinavian traffic cone”

by Geraldine tiddlington the 2nd December 31, 2024

Bosnian traffic cone

The Bosnian Traffic Cone is a sexual act in which a fat, white man, on the receiving end, inserts a miniature agility cone into his anus. His partner then proceeds to ejaculate and puke into said agility cone. After the partner has finished, the receiver must turn onto his back. This will allow the juices to slowly flow onto the bedsheets leaving it olive toned.

Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.

by Lil-dynomyte March 1, 2025

Counter Tariffism

Whne a tariff used as a trade war strategy backfires.

President Trump's tariff war against other countries resulted in Counter Tariffism.

by SkinVoyage March 4, 2025

Counter-Tariffism

Counter-Tariffism is the act of one country countering back with a greater tariff(s) to another country's increased tariff(s) in order to protect their respective economic interests.

The United States and China have been known to engage in counter-tariffism trade war, as a means to fincially build and protect their respective economies.

by SkinVoyage April 14, 2025

Oncoming Traffic

1. Literal cars driving toward you on a road.

2. A gay or straight woman clocking and attempting to pick up you or your friend — especially after one (1) margarita.

“One drink in and now I’m steering her away from oncoming traffic.”
“Wait—actual traffic, or a dangerous looking woman?”

by RockyRaccoon February 7, 2026