zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.

Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020

squirrel tricking

Act of injuring oneself while having sex.

Bob had a bad limp, possible caused by squirrel tricking that nasty broad last night.

by Machetebill December 8, 2013

Squirrel Vernacular

Adorable onomatopoeia. Seriously, does everything have to be gross or offensive?

He spoke French - such an ugly language. She spake in the Squirrel Vernacular. Adorable.

by HiFalootin November 8, 2011

Feast on my squirrel

when a bitch, or skank tries to grab a man out from under you

Fucking Lisa came in here flirting with him and I was like I know that bitch aint trying to feast on my squirrel

by Ash Bee September 29, 2020

mouldy squirrel

A red squirrel that lives in a lady's foof and is therefore mouldy from the moistness

Are you going to wash your mouldy squirrel

by Scabby crow iv August 18, 2017

Nesting Squirrel

An American derogatory term for a Russian female. Can be used interchangeably with the term "homewrecker."

"Poor Joe, he seems really depressed."
"His girlfriend just left him. She was a nesting squirrel."

by squirrel wrangler June 3, 2010

squirrel

A pesky rodent that runs out in front of your car. It also does some tricks to get to the bird food you have.

Look at that squirrel. It is hanging from at tree upside down getting the birdseed!

by manny b. June 17, 2017