shitty tits

when a woman has had a large deal of excrement dropped on her breasts she is known to have "shitty tits".

Hey Parko! Check out Sally, Barney just gave her the shitty tits!

by Hoppertronix Thompson February 26, 2011

slipper tits

Breasts that hang that low the person could slide their feet into them and use them as slippers.

Look at that old grannies slipper tits.

by N.P.D February 24, 2009

stupid tits

What mel gibson calls a bitch in heat who's tits are fake.

In her tight dress you could see the Vegas whore's pussy from behind and her stupid tits.

by uncleherpes July 13, 2010

Tit Club

A gathering of drunken people for a private party. Entry requirements stipulate that participants must have at least one breast out or on display, and hence members of the 'Tit Club' are joined in universal semi-nudity.

The other rule of 'Tit Club' is: "don't talk about tit club"

Tit Club: Every 2nd Friday of the month, Doncaster

by m and r April 20, 2007

Tit Burglar

Verb. One who runs by a well endowed women and grabs her chest before she knows what's what.

Hey Did u hear Rorrie got a Tit Burglar degree when he totally got Lauren yesterday

by Sash Marler February 17, 2006

tit-fuck

The use of one's Penis in the cleavage of a female (dependent on how much cleavage they have of course) - stimulating the art of intercourse.

All he's gonna get is a Tit-Wank that tight Gypo!.

Also known as Tit-Wank.

by Bruce Lee April 4, 2003

sparrow tits

A woman with particularly small and underdeveloped breasts.

Dude, she's got sparrow tits, I've seen bigger peanuts!

by gunduz February 26, 2006