The Egyptian tip dip

When a man whole-handedly grips the penis, and as he exudes his piss. Procceeds to grip the the rim of the toilet and lower his dick into the bowl. As to not miss a single drop and be as quiet as possible.

The egyptian tip dip is wgen you dunk your dick in the toilet.

by Niggablaster64 October 27, 2018

Pro tip major

Pro tips are given out of fear. Fearing the worst possible case scenario and trying to place your fears to control others and make them believe what you believe and act accordingly.

Pro tip major la weez do not forget your luggage rushing on an airplane on an important business call or trying to make it home for your kids for Christmas. Security will think you are leaving a bomb and will take you out with no hesitation.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 31, 2022

Stanky tip toe

When you’ve gone to the toilet and finished your business, just to realise there is no toilet paper. So you have to walk out the bathroom to gather more rolls with your pants down just below crack level hoping no stinky business gets on your fresh threads and for some reason your tip toeing carefully not to arrouse suspicion of any one in the house.

Friend- I completely forgot to check for toilet paper before going to the lavatory the other day. So I had the pull of the greatest ‘stanky tip toe’ past my room mate while they were having a kip on the couch.

by Mrstealyo_husky March 14, 2018

tip tap a tay

The game of football tennis played with a size one football. A small net is used on a small court, like a patio area in a residential garden, preferably in an established neighbourhood where neighbours are not easily offended by noise or bi products of tip tap a tay. Bi products include alcohol consumption and tobacco/contraband smoke.

I love hearing the sound of my neighbours enjoying a friendly game of tip tap a tay.

by Hew marra October 8, 2023

Tipped 4 Wheeler

This is what you call it when two people in wheelchairs tip each other over in opposing directions and give each oral sex, or a 69

Hey did you see those two dudes blowing each other horizontally in those wheelchairs? Yeah that's totally a tipped 4 wheeler.

by Hugh Heavier September 16, 2019

tip of my anus

Similar to a word being on the tip of your tongue, it is a fart or poop on the edge of coming out but just won't.

This fart is on the tip of my anus.

by T-Rexinbed May 25, 2016

Penis Tip Foreskin

Foreskin, also known as PENIS TIP FORESKIN. Is a rare delicacy, and me personally, I love to eat it.
AND SO SHOULD YOU

Jamal: Wasup homie, I found a new type of food.
Ricky: What, is it chicken with toenail clippings on it.
Jamal: No
Ricky: Then what is it?
Jamal: Penis Tip Foreskin….
Ricky: WHAT IN THE ANAL BEAD FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Jamal: Make me a sandwich. YOU UGLY ASS BITCH

by ButtholeSackSniffer February 10, 2023