by vine man :) November 27, 2018

The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.
"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
by Ahotchick April 22, 2014

A man who will diminish his self worth and create fake scenarios to pull at the heart strings of a woman.
He told me his best friend died with like no picture, just a blank snapchat. Definitely a pick me guy.
by Yomamma69420 May 25, 2022

"Pick" that up !
by ChachaSaur2023 June 15, 2023

A play on words deriving from “pick your poison” in the game elden ring. it means you either pick having good fashion or a good armor set.
Bro 1: I just got this new armor set but it’s stats are worse than the one i’m wearing
John Elden Ring: “Pick your poise lil bro”
John Elden Ring: “Pick your poise lil bro”
by jonathan elden ring 3rd February 28, 2024

a hardcore wanna-be dance. mostly done by donald gouge. this dance includes standing in one place while your legs seem to be playing hacky sack (or foot bag) and your arms are flailing about your head reachiong up to pick strawberries. yes i know strawberries dont grow in the air.
guy 1: hey bro lets go hardcore dancing in the living room!!
guy2: okay but picking strawberries is totally un neccesary
guy2: okay but picking strawberries is totally un neccesary
by chex March 19, 2008
