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ur mum

ur mum is ur mum
"ur mum"
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Ur mum public good

An even more devastating insult based on 'ur mum gay'. It's so destructive and intellectually stimulating, apply with caution.
Sam: "Ur mum is non-excludable and non-rivalrous, ur mum public good"

Valen: *Deleted from existence*
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ya mums a hoe

by sweiufbwol August 5, 2018
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Ya mum

An exquisite comeback to any wrekc roast, or burn. This comeback can also be followed up with something else.
Person 1: Ur a fatass
you: Well, ya mum
by Ya nan gay June 21, 2021
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freddie goodwins mum

Nice bit of ass with 32c cup size
I hit a “Freddie Goodwins mum” on Friday night
by Diabulious October 31, 2020
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Olivers mum

The hottest woman you will ever meet, you will drool at the sight of her, what a MILF.
-Did you see Olivers mum?
-Yes, I want her so bad
-She's almost as hot as Oliver's mum
by adajon33 February 6, 2025
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Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
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